Please can we stop calling fairy cakes 'cup cakes'.

[nickytwotimes]

Unless you are American.
Thank you.

Rubbery things with holes are crumpets.

(In the context of this conversation).

yes I call rock cakes rock buns

makes life a lot easier

unless they are squashed rubbery things with holes: those are pikelets

Blast you with that link, EffiePerine. I SO want one of those muffins. And I want it now.

You are sooooo right Nick.

And can put a stop to 'fries' please???

those rubbery things can be muffins though. Like you have with a cooked breakfast sometimes. They look like crumpets but they aren't.