Oh, Onebat you trusting soul you.
My
etc weren't accidents but cynical manipulation of the emoticons in order to make me look... well, funny. But I LOVE that you thought they were.
It gets worse, Nappies is absolutely right - I'm not even being original, I completely ripped them from her.
I admired her [bush] when I was a mere MN pup, then she demonstrated her [wank] after one or two
s.
I was bowled over and have striven to emulate her ever since.
[lush]