In WHSmith, a shelf label. An official, printed, WHSmith shelf label, says "Stationary Gifts".
What, gifts that don't go anywhere?
This in WHSmith, which chiefly sells, STATIONERY! Come on guys...e for envelope...
This one almost prompts me to start muttering about the country going to the dogs.
....(MrsB checks frantically for typos or other errors before posting....)