how hard can it be........

[FruitynNutty]

to say "Ask" not flippin "Arks" or even worse "Arksk" as in "I've arksk you already" I suppose it was Eastenders lol, but you hear it in the street all the time and it really winds me up

Or Apostrophus Astrayus.

I agree, jura, but I couldn't kick her again when I'd already felled her over the misplaced apostrophe.

More West Indian patois?