Terry Cotter

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Maybe a message seller is a person who goes around on the streets, selling messages.

Facebook Market Place seems to be some sort of gathering point for the terminally uneducated

If a piece of glass was made in Murano would the adjective be 'Muranal' or something else?

Reader, I snorted.

Not just Market Place, but Facebook in general. I accidentally caught sight of our local Facebook page and someone is looking for a 'massus' locally. I was physically repulsed...

For the fashion forward man...

That’s got to be a spoof, surely @MrsMoastyToasty

Masseuse? 🤢

I've peed myself laughing at least twice while reading through this thread 🤣

I am cautiously presuming that this was what was meant, but there were no answers, possibly because everyone else on the thread was sounding it out very very slowly to try to make sense of it.

@Cattery Yes. Otterman appears quite regularly elsewhere on MN. Khaki is often used for utility clothing, so a car key jacket sort of makes sense.

Car coat - Wikipedia

Love Terry Cotter. Maybe he has a wife called Penny.

Mrs car key jacket also has a dog who's a complete "worldwind"

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Thinking about the corker that was “loosing the wheel to live”; this person can have never seen the expression in writing and are just repeating what they think they’ve heard, HOWEVER I’m assuming they think a wheel may need to be loosened in order for them to thrive. Just a thought 😂

I saw this recently

wtf?

Ratchet straps

@Pedant5corner I gotcha. No idea what they are though

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@Cattery ,How to Use Ratchet Straps: A Step-By-Step Guide

@Pedant5corner Ah right. Thanks 👍

Noooooo, that's horrific! 😂