It is a WAITING list...

[Theydogethystericalovertheslightestthing]

...NOT A WAIT LIST!

And those who serve you in an eating establishment are waiters and waitresses, not wait staff..
While I'm here, for any police perps, it is attempted murder/assuault/fraud, not attempt
Sorry, for the early rant, but these incorrect (sorry, American) pronounciations has tipped me over the edge today!

In fairness, it is "hoist" when used as part of the saying as the OP has done.

Sorry! Wrong thread!!

People who live in glass houses OP!! 😉

Top Tip:

If you write a post complaining about grammatical errors, your own grammar should be impeccable.