These ones...

[Katisha]

I have just found out that saying "these ones" is howlingly incorrect. I suppose all you lot in the corner knew this...Ah well.

"Hello, I'd like to buy some numbers for my front door. I live at number one hundred and eleven."

"Well, we have numbers in many styles and shapes. Which would you like?"

"These ones . No, wait, I'll have one of these ones, and one of that one next to those ones, and a big one. One's ones needn't be at one with one another."

DH warned me were were heading into Two Ronnies territory last night, and wants to buy some o's...

The Two Ronnies? Which two Ronnies? Those or these?