I sent in a press release on behalf of a local organisation, which they have printed word for word as I knew they would because they are lazy sods - except that they have inserted two apostrophes where nobody but a complete fool could think an apostrophe necessary. And, what is worse, everyone who knows I wrote it will think I am the one who doesn't know my apostrophe from my elbow.
Deep breath. Rant over. As you were.