'None of us know exactly what will happen in the future.'

[skyatnight]

I was sending an email to someone I wanted to impress and only spotted it afterwards. UHGHGH.

This is one that I always get wrong. Subject 'none' is singular but I always use the plural of the verb.

Any other repeat offenders (not necessarily the same error)?

Confess your grammar sins here. Repent and ye shall be saved!

No takers? Ok, must just be me who dobs myself in then.

100 lines for you, my girl.

Yes, 100 line's.

I don't want your judgement, you sods! I want your confessions! This is meant to be a flawed-pedants bonding session. Where is your empathy?

We are two perfect to be empathetic.

lol at the chick

Shit - forgot the apostrophe:
'...flawed pedants' bonding...'
Or should that be:
'...flawed-pedants's bonding...'?

Git orf the fred, then!

My favourite was seen by DP outside a greengrocer's shop in Fife:

MELLINS 50p

Fife is a bit far north for 'Mellins', isn't it? The greengrocer had probably only seen and sold them a few times before. Probably during the heat wave in the 70s. So you could excuse the spelling mistake as being due to infamiliarity?

(SkyAN shot down by Scottish Mumsnetter pedants who resent the implication that their fruit diet is limited to Haggis and Stovies)

My sister is called 'Hellin' (Helen) a lot, if that helps?

Yes, I have a 'Hellin' in my circle, too.

Off to bed now, see you again

Night-night.