Grounds for divorce?

[eternalstudent]

DH has come up with these classics:

'He has no couth'

and

'I was just talking out loud'

What horrors have you had to endure?

anythink
nothink
divorcink

re 'he has no couth' - we frequently use 'lacking in gorm'

but we both do it so it doesn;t make either of use cross

Ah, but you are aware you are doing it.

whats wrong with saying out loud

Zippi I think eternalstudent meant that talking is ALWAYS out loud, whereas thinking isn't. You can also say something with a sign and remain silent but talking always involves making noise. Or at least that's my take on it...

I'm afraid my DH is Dutch so I can't think of any horrors...

Yes, he means 'thinking out loud' but says 'talking'

DP says "guesstimate"

It makes me want to hack at his bollocks with a penknife

DH has no annoying phrases. I have considered divorcing him because he chews too loudly at breakfast, but that may not be very reasonable, I suppose.

My DH chews too loudly at all meals and I too have entertained thoughts.

DH sometimes chews loudly with his mouth open. He also blows air loudly out of his nose mid sentence.

But his worst horror is using the edge of a note as dental floss. Monetary note that is.

Oh, that and blowing his nose like footballers do.

I'm clearly holding onto a doomed relationship aren't I????

My DH uses my kirby gribs to clean his ears out with.

And when he eats ice cream he'll take a huge spoonful, put it in his mouth, take it out (having only licked the top layer off with his lips) and continue like this 3 or 4 times until it's gone.

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

"Gold ignots" (important if you are on online role play geek )

"Harmony" (Hermione in Harry Potter)

Both of them I am officially a bitch with though as they are both words he read lots before saying - and he is dyslexic.

Although saying that, he always said that Detritus from Discworld was called Detrius, and where I heard him saying it before I read them, I hear Detrius when I read it now