I have never posted here before as I needed something of urgent importance to all fellow pedants. The BBC on Friday night kindly gave me that something.
The Choir programme (sorry, I can't remember its full title but it's about the music teacher in a school trying to get boys to sing) had a particular part in which the boys were trying to encourage their (very unmusical, girls-do-singing-not-boys) PE teacher to join the choir. They had written a song which they sang to him and the BBC kindly provided the subtitles so we could understand what was being sung. Said PE teacher was bald and the song involved the following line (approximately - I can't remember the exact words)
You're so good at sport
You're shiny head glows like a beacon.
And just to clarify, these weren't the subtitles you get when you press 888 on Teletext, but actually part of the programme with the words becoming yellow as the song progressed, rather like karaoke machines.
Is this a valid reason for refusing to pay the licence fee next year?