I was in Boots this morning, waiting in a small queue, and notice a couple of signs urging people to wear masks in the shop.
'Let's shop safe' was written at the top in jolly looking, 'dancing' letters.
I realise the message is supposed to be 'inclusive' and make Boots appear friendly but why, in God's name, do the people responsible for writing these things feel they have to mangle the English language to that extent in order to get their message across?