why do so many people put "smoothes"???
are they confusing it with soothes?
latest culprit is \link{http://www.stylfile.com/nipper-clipper.php@inventortom with his nipperclipper}
and breathe...
(I always found it surprisingly easy to see what I was cutting using a pair of baby nail scissors - less chance of removing end of finger in case of sudden movement too
. I wonder if they might catch on...)