Alternative 'first dance' records

[reikizen]

Being a certified Bah Humbug where weddings are concerned, I secretly compile a list of alternative wedding first dance records. My current faves are:
'Let me entertain you' Robbie Williams (I think a routine is compulsory)
'Come Undone' Robbie Williams (I love the idea of the bride screaming 'I am scum!')
'Debaser' The Pixies
''911 is a joke' Public Enemy
'Hurt' Johnny Cash
'Windowlicker' Aphex Twin
'Heroin' Velvet Underground
'Sorted for Es and Wizz' Pulp
God the list goes on. Can anyone add inspiration?

The winner takes it all- abba

Fat Bottomed girls -Queen

Merry Christmas -Slade

pmsl

Our first dance was Wonderful world.
The punk version by Joey Ramone.

IT@S CHRISTMAS!!!!! In July. Nice

lol, i have a very stupid sense of humour

Oh god, I've just thought of the ultimate. Jay-Z '99 problems'

The sounds of silence -Simon and Garfunkel
!!!

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrissette

It's Over - The Smiths

pmsl at Prodigy

hahaha

girlfriend in a coma--smiths

still haven't found what i'm looking for - u2

And that song from the filem 'The wedding singer'...
"but it all was bullshit, it was a bit fat joke and when i think of you (insert name), i hope you f*cking choke..." ha ha ha!

DP and I have always thought Bad Penny by Big Black would be good.

Outkast - Ms Jackson (this one)

Afroman - Because I Got High

loving this

pmsl at u2

and Afroman.

must think of more!!!

One more and then I'm definitely going to do the washing-up...

Kiss With a Fist - Florence and the Machine

You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse

Bowels of Love - Therapy? (this. In fact, anything off their Infernal Love CD would be just peachy)

Wish You Dead - Curve

When DH married his first wife they wanted The Lambada but the DJ didnt have that so they had Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye. One verse in and his mum said "I think that is enough now" and asked the DJ to turn it off.

We had "Time of my Life" from Dirty Dancing.

Fancied "Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I am yours" by Stevie Wonder though.

But then I wanted to walk down the aisle to "What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster".

it ain't me babe-bob dylan

Thats what I wanted to walk down to BigBadMummy,

That one.... possibly my chemical romance that has the line 'the grooms bride is a whore' in it.

Yesterday - The Beatles

rofl!!!

Kelis- I hate you so much right now, or Milkshake

Any song with a name in that is not the name of the bride or groom would be quite random.

"Kelis- I hate you so much right now"

i want to kiss the bride

we had jonny b goode and i have no idea why!

some friends had nothing else matters by metallica - that was very good

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