Right, I've booked a hall, and I've invited the crowds. 3.30- 5.30 apparently. Hour for fun hour for food. Some close relatives are in town, and this is our big chance for a get together.
I'm pregnant, throwing up, knackered - and fully aware of the madness that will be assorted 1-5year olds.
I have this fond semi-feral idea of putting a load of balls and balloons in the hall, shutting the door, and letting the kids make their own fun... and catering for the thing with a big ASDA run for squash, sausage rolls and fairy cakes.
How much more do I need to do to fall into 'decent little party' rather than 'I wish I hadn't bothered coming'? Fancy dress? Ruddy feckin games? pin the tail on the wotsit or apple bobbing.... [sound of imagination running dry].