French speaker nedded please!

[marz]

I have to write a quick email and would appreciate it if someone could just read through and check it for me....please....are there any french speakers online?

p of D thanks for amusing me in the meantime!
senora...what is sange???
My husband is home....finally hurrah!!!Better get off line then!

Think it's 'singe' (monkey) she means marz. (Senora must have grappled with the same French text as me, all those years ago. I remember that bloody monkey!)

yes, singe. I didn't grapple with the textbook, though, eddie izzard did. Ours were all about a little black cat.

my french has been almost completely replaced with Spanish now.

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Hola que tal is the limit of what I can come out with! Never knew the word for Monkey!
Oh...by the way...dh is not robert!

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I am sad. I laughed at that joke.
what is an eddie izzard sketch?? I think I should apologise. I am being very slow to catch on here.....

the spanish was for senoraP

Le sange est dans l'arbre = the monkey is in the tree.

It's an old Eddie Izzard sketch about the rather strange phrases you get in phrasebooks when you go abroad. You need to ask "Which is the way to the hospital please" and all you get is "The monkey is in the tree."

It was hilarious. But you had to be there (or have the video!)

gracias marz

tadaaaaaa.........................

Je suis contente que les vetements vous servent, nous en apporteront d'autres quand nous viendrons vous voir. Felicitations, Camille est magnifique, j'espere seulement que vous arrivez a dormir de temps en temps! A tres bientot au moins d'Octobre,
Merci d'avance,
xxx

HTH

Bisous de Frenchgirl

'apporterons' even...

bien joue frenchgirl!
(well done french girl)

merci!

bows down<
had a couple of kirs in the garden so am a bit merry

How about this: Je suis tres contente que les vetements vous seront utiles, j'appporterai d'autres vetements lors de ma visite. Toutes mes felicitations pour Camille, elle est magnifique et j'espere que vous parvenez a dormir suffisament.
Je suis impatiente de vous rencontrer au mois d'octobre.

or if it's from us rather than I:
Nous sommes tres contentes que les vetements vous seront utiles, nous apporterons d'autres vetements lors de notre visite. Toutes nos felicitations pour Camille, elle est magnifique et nous esperons que vous parvenez a dormir suffisament. Nous sommes impatientes de vous rencontrer au mois d'octobre.

Frenchgirl beat me to it - make sure you go with hers

This has been a hugely amusing thread (as an ever-rustier Francophone) - thank you all for making me smile!