I snapped at DS in Gap the other day "will you STOP messing around please, this isn't a playground". it wasn't DS [shock]

[MamaG]

Same height, same pea-green coat, same blonde hair.

He looked at me fearfully
His Dad GLARED at me

I stuttered, giggled, blushed adn pointed at my own DS and the man just huffed off. Silly twat!

If Kreecher does not win quote of the week it will be a travesty!

If the child behaving badly was one of mine, I would have been grateful to you, as I get very tired of repeating these very words.

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i would ROFL if someone did something to me accidentally

PMSL at Kreecher and hte dwarf!!!

Kreecher- you've made my night

Chuff- did exactly the same thing.Grabbed the wrong mans hand, thinking it was my dad. I must have been about 5 too. 30 years on I can still 'feel' the embarrasment,shock etc (verysensitivechildemotion}

At the age of fourteen - fourteen - I was on holiday with my parents in Scotland, staying in a hotel. One morning I got up later than them, and so they went down to breakfast while I had my shower. (Brother and sister much older than me so they hadn't come.)

When I got down to the dining room I headed for their table, in my own little world, and sat down. I heard the waitress saying something about there being "more room over here, dear", and looked up - to realise I had sat at a strange couple's table. My parents were waiting for me in Reception.

ROFL at Kreecher

Oh, I am crying at cicatrice and kreecher. This thread needs to come out of Chat quickly.

My twentysomething brother had his arse groped and sweet nothings whispered in his ear by a bloke whose girlfriend was unluckily sporting the exact same suede jacket, blue jeans and long ponytail combo The guy was totally mortified, stood there like a lemon while his girlfriend pissed herself laughing in the background. It didn't help that this happened on a 36 hour ferry journey so they all kept bumping into each other, hahahahaaaa.

My Dad once picked me up from work and I got int eh car, put on my seatblet, changed the radio channel and started talking. Then i looked at the man staring at me aghast. I got out of the car and saw my dad parked behind in an identical car witha WTF face

ROFL at Kreecher and Cicatrice.

Encourage a dwarf...

wahahahhahaha

DH once helped himself to some chopped up sausage on the butchers counter, thinking it was a sample. The woman next to him in the queue said in a very annoyed voice, 'Do you mind? That is my lunch'

That is so funny Mme

That is just my sense of humour!

pmsl cyteen

I am crying with laughter

A fried of mine is a portrait painter, and was exhibiting some paintings at an art fair. She was approached by a man, who very excitedly pointed at one painting, and said "That's me, you've painted me". The picture, dear readers, was of ME.

Kreecher I am literally crying with laughter, am pg and it's making my bump twitch with the convulsions!
Funniest MN thread in aaages...

DS ran up to a woman at nursery who from behind looked like his favourite carer (brown hair, ponytail). When she turned round and he saw it wasn't her he got upset, then spent the rest of the morning glaring at her for having the nerve to not be Sarah

Oh Habbibu

No word of a lie - I had a lengthy conversation with DH in Boots once about whether we should ditch our normal Durex featherlite and try out the 'ribbed for her pleasure' ones. Or maybe even try out Femidoms.

You can guess the rest, can't you?

lol mrsm!

The worst thing was that the random guy I was actually talking to stood beside me listening for a good minute before I turned around and realised he wasn't my DH. He then scurried off looking severely disturbed - seriously, he looked like he'd just been delivered back to Earth after an alien abduction - while I went scarlet and charged off to look for my DH and give him a good hard dig in the arm for walking off while I was in mid sentence. Bastard.

Was the random guy hot? Not sure if that would make it better or worse...