Amusing insults

[notnowbernard]

DD2 (3.2) - "YOU'RE NOT MY DAUGHTER ANYMORE!"

She has said this a few times in the heat of the moment, but screamed it in the crisps and snacks aisle at Sainsbury's the other day when I said no to Hulahoops

It's a good diffuser, anyway

"I WILL HA-YAHHH YOU IN THE KNEEEEES!"

Ha-yahhhh is banned in this house. And the knees are all he can reach!

"You are not my favourite mummy", always makes me laugh as if they have so many other mummies to choose from

Mummy your boobies smell like cheese

with a finger wag and stern face:
"NAUGHTY mummy"

we don't call him naughty DS, so i was wondering where he got it from, but realised we do tell his toys off like this

My DD looked in the mirror and asked if she had black lines under her eyes. I said she didn't and asked why she asked and she said 'because you do mummy'. Obviously a bad night

Also when my kids get cross they tell me they are going to sack me and go to the mummy shop to buy a new one

ds1 2.4 has taken to saying

'mummy/daddy is a jambum' and running away laughing hysterically to himself.

not entirely sure what it means but it is surely not a good thing.

ds2 (3) "I used to think you were an idiot, Mummy, but now I've realised you're not!"

bump!