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strugstu · 23/04/2005 19:22

like many other student parents have a deadline in two weeks with a big chunk of work still to do-

FECKITY FECK FECK FECK [SHOCK]

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strugstu · 27/04/2005 13:57

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foxd · 08/05/2005 22:50

What a wonderful thread las 2 ass and computer keeps breaking down and internet has already gone off once tonite
Shit, shit bludyheck, bludy asssssss!!!! Need sleep feck feck in eck peed off completely and utterly shit shit and more shit youngest pooed in his tent this morning and rubbed it in stress stress and more stress but I couldn't stop laughing at his little face it was so cheeky and full of mischief.
Just one more week of ass and thats it for summer or until the exams start oh bloody eck!!!!

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beansmum · 09/05/2005 09:24

4 weeks until my first exam. I know feck all about discrete maths and I don't care. Just spent 15 mins drawing stupid trees and then realised I don't even need to

ARSE

and I have a cold and a migrane

and I'm bloody starving!

STUPID WANKING MATHS
BUM BUM BUM

foxd · 09/05/2005 22:14

Bollocks not only have 2 ass due in on mon, but now also hava a mock exam. By next wed my maths portfolio has to be complete and algebra is driving me insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crap

foxd · 10/05/2005 10:44

For ** sake will this bloody computer stop shutting down. Its so bloody tempermental!!!!!! Its the biggest heap of crap.
I will be throwing out the window if it shuts down again and loses ass work just been typing. Not impressed at having to save after every couple of f**g lines. Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

foxd · 10/05/2005 11:05

Feel a little calmer now

Mhamai · 10/05/2005 11:28

Have a write up due on Friday and would rather strip wallpaper with my teeth!

FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PIDDLE ARSE AND FECK! [GRIN]
Feel a lot calmer now and glad to know I'm not on my own.

foxd · 10/05/2005 21:16

Thank f**k, Ive almost finished.

Computer has shut down on me sevral more times .......was tempted to throw it out the window.......but needed it so as to finish.

Be warned computer, shut down more than twice whilst I do my next ass I'm going straight out and butying a new one

foxd · 15/05/2005 00:19

It's late I'm tired though have another 1000 words or so to get through.

Taking into consideration all the posts lately of offending people and the use of foul language I shall be discreet.

cksedffed*up

hatsoff · 15/05/2005 00:36

hmmmm - I'm due to be a student again in Sep. Looks like I need to start practicing my swearing now. big fan of feck. My friend got to say it on Father Ted once. I think she got to refer to a company called Feckars industries to be precise

ameli · 15/05/2005 03:08

its 2,30 !!!!!!!!!
god im tired thank goodness for this site , know lots of sweras but have lost the will to type any more................ i have 5 month old baby , breastfeeding 12 assignemnt portfolio to hand in and an exam on 23rd may.

wish me luck guys
for feck sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foxd · 16/05/2005 00:43

Here's wishing you look amelia.

I'm finally finished that bloody research ass. This week has been a killer. Two large ass due in on the same day tomorrow. They are both done and that is the last till sept am tired.

ameli · 16/05/2005 23:43

you lucky bugger fox!

cant wait to be in ure position ahhh the freedom! .....how u gna celebrate treat yourselfmaybe?? im gettin bk 2 wrk

chw 4 nw

ameli

ameli · 16/05/2005 23:44

you lucky bugger fox!

cant wait to be in ure position ahhh the freedom! .....how u gna celebrate treat yourselfmaybe?? im gettin bk 2 wrk

chw 4 nw

ameli

foxd · 17/05/2005 16:59

I wish I could celebrate, have an exam tommorrow and all maths portfolio needs to be done. Then all communication work needs to be in next week or is it this week?? When is half term???? Its got to be in before then anyway and then more exams.
Finally finish course 15th June which will be last exam yehhhhh!!!!!
To celebrate dont laugh, I've hired a bouncy castle for adults for the 19th and invited everyone off course round kind end of year
barbecue thing.
Ameli - When do you finish for the year ?

ameli · 18/05/2005 14:38

oh sorry,
ive gt port folio to hand in on 23rd, nearly dne, and exam constit law exam, on 23rd. the boucy castle souns fab, what A WAY TO RELIEVE TENSION, IVE GNE NTO CAPS COS MY 5 MONTH OLD BY KEEPS PRESSIN KEYS. I WAS ALWAYS TOTALLY CRAP AT MATHS,IM SURE YOULL DO FINE, I FINISH ON /AFTER 26TH MAY..........WOOPEEEEEEEEEDEDODA. I PLAN TO GET A FULL FACIAL, EDFUZZ AND CHILL OUT TO THE MAX.OOOH, N GIVE THE HUBBY SOME ATTENTION....IM STILL BREAST FEEDIN N MY STUDY AROUND BBY SLEEP PLAY TIMES , MY HUBBY BEEN GREAT.....HW MNY KIDS U GT ,?WHERE U FRM??

fireflyfairy2 · 18/05/2005 14:49

I have 3 exams next week... 2 english ones and a history one.... im panicking and feeling very sick.. My Uni place depends on me passing these exams

foxd · 19/05/2005 18:05

I'm currently living in Teesside with my 2 boys aged 3 and 5 oh and the dh.(have fallen out with that ass at the mo, why are men such *?)
Sounds like you have your hands full aswell, ameli. The facial and extras sounds lovely. Does that mean you finish your course next week?
Good luck with your exam and you too Fireflyfairy!!!!

ameli · 20/05/2005 02:08

WELL I WISH U GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTING foxy and firefly, CANT W8 TO GET BACK TO NORMAL LIFE WHEN EXAM STRESS IS OVER! BEFORE I HAD MY SON I DONT KNOW WHAT I USED TO DO WITH THE TIME,NOW I FEEL LIKE SUCH A CRAP WIFE MUMMY, HOUSE IS A MESS FEEL UNDER PRESSURE AND FEEL LIKE IM NEGLECTING EVERYTING. Does any one else feel like this???

lozzawoo · 20/05/2005 22:48

Hi foxd

I am from Teesside too

foxd · 21/05/2005 13:24

I feel Ive let everything go house(a complete mess, kids(I can really tell by their behaviour) including myself(have put on a stone since september and me and dh are bikkering over stupid things so ameli your certainly not the only one.
Dont be too harsh on yourself. Alot of students without other commitments find things difficult weve got the added stress of homes, families and men
Lozzawood , small world. Are you a student too?

ameli · 22/05/2005 22:24

yeah thanx foxd, portfolio done, hubbie just printed it , n i was bein so ungrateful, like i mean hes doin me a favour and im snapping at him...my only excuse is no sleep stress of looming exam on thursday....they call it multi tasking dont they...but someone always suffers in the equation...looks like its hubbys turn this time... hes just brought take away for me cos he knows im hungry even though i been complete bitch to him...i got alot of makin up to do...

ameli · 22/05/2005 22:46

foxd,

how do you cope with your lil two, do they go to nursery, i wrk at night manly when hubbie off..i think all mums need a gold medal...im a new mum so u can imagine the shock..of not havin all the time in the wrld and bein responsible for someone so helpless...

ameli · 22/05/2005 22:47

yeah , my house looks like its bin robbed,

used to luv havin everythin so perfect and doused everything with aniseptic all the time,now im lucky to give it a once over every day...this place needs a thourough tidy!