What phrases do you find yourself saying all the time to your DCs?

[CurseOfTheMinnieMummy]

DS 2.0, DD 0.3

1. In a minute/hang on/just coming
2. No, don't poke her eyes!!

One minute, one minute, just GIVE ME ONE MINUTE!!!!!!

Currently

"do you need a wee?"
"No, take your pants off before you sit on the potty"

Bet you can't quess what we're doing this half term?

'No. No, DS. NO, DS!'

'Did you hear what Mummy said?'

You don't have to like it, but you have to do it.

Don't whinge.

Why are you crying?

DD 20m has taken to saying "Awwight" and "oohkay" which I suspect is an echo of me trying to put her demands off for a few minutes - she does them so placatingly!

Ha ha, 'Why are you crying' is a big one chez Pink also.

No, no etc to fade

Why do I always have to repeat what I say?

Mind the dog poo! (Only when we are out obviously)

"Don't squeak. If you squeak, you will have to go to your room."

To dd1: "Hate is a very strong word, dd1"

To dd2: "Hang on a minute"... She is constantly left "hanging on", poor thing

i wants dont get

please let me have at least one wee on my own today eh

if your hungry u know where the fruit bowl is

have u made sure your rooms tydy

ask your dad when he get home

no i dont know whats for tea yet you have only just eaten breakfast

"Get down"
"Leave it alone"
"Get out of the kitchen"
"Stop fiddling"
"Will you leave it alone?!"

'We'll see' (we never do )
'How many hands have I got?'

dd 20 months
ds 9 weeks

"Get out of the fridge"
"please come out of the fridge"
" close the fridge door"
"COME OUT OF THE FRIDGE"

I do feed her honest....

oh and "wait"
poke stroke baby/brother gently etc..

DS is 1
"don't eat that"
"gently!"
"wait" - usually while he's rolling off of the change mat without a nappy.

'You're so gorgeous'
'I'm really proud of you'
'I love you'
'I'm such a lucky mummy'

'Now fuck off I'm busy mumsnetting'

gently

No I said Gently

GENTLY OR HER ARM/LEG/NOSE/HEAD WILL FALL OFF...
(ds - 4, dd 0.6)

I'm coming, I'm coming. If the neighbours didnt know dh goes out to work, they would think I was coming all day .

pmsl Salleroo I thought the exact same thing the other day

STOP your MOANING/Whingin/whining

and
Give us a kiss.

i am not your entertainments manager.

Dinner first then pudding.

in a minute
not right now
hang on
I'll do it later