Tell me about how your kids have embarrassed you in public.

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My DS yelling "Mummy I need a Poop - NOW!" from the other end of a jam packed train carriage. I also had smaller dd with me so we all had to get up and do the poop walk of shame to the end of the carriage and then back to our seats again with everyone knowing exactly what we were doing. Sure it is not much compared to some but my cheeks were flaming.

In assembly yesterday sitting next to my friend - during the prayer bit where the Vicar asked everyone to think of someone they wish to ask to forgive their sins etc..friends 2 year old thrust his Woody doll down her front and shrieked 'WOODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR BOOBIES!'

God I was so thankful it wasn't my child I did come close to actually praying.

in portugal, mydd showing her englih skills to a local teacher.....so, said I, what do you say when you are asked your name?
My dd in a very loud voice...Did you fart?
i couldn't get more embarassed specially because it was at my old school where my mum still teaches....

Another one is that DS having obviously been told to say excuse me after burping or fighting now says "Excuse me Mummy, I burped and/or farted". The excuse me obviously not being enough - there has to be an explanation for it. He has a really loud voice as well.

DS2 aged about 5 in a restaurant, in a very loud clear voice "Daddy! That man is SO fat!!!". Cue much shushing and muttering "don't be so rude". Fat man comes across to our table and tells off DH and I for telling DS off, because "he's correct. I AM fat" (and he was huge)

DD (5) and I had lunch together in the sunshine outside a little cafe in the city today.

She finished her meal, sat back with her hands behind her head and said 'Ahhhhh mum, I wish we could just sit here all afternoon, get drunk and get a taxi home'.

awwwww mark stretch. I hope my daughter says something like that to me one day. But when she is 25 . That would be lovely.

In a packed lift, top of voice " mum have my nits all gone now",

evenhope - reminds me when I was nannying and big man walks into the lift with me and charge of 6yrs.. lad says what a fat man you are man replies, he is right and thathe is also father Christmas, so if he wants any presents, he should not be so rude!! (I was very grateful this man took it the way and responded as he did) but I could have died!!

In a lift with one other person "Mum, is that a MAN or a WOMAN?" and I really didn't know! "Why are you not ANSWERING me mummy? Is it a man or a woman?"

God it was a looong ride to the 4th floor

this is v funny
laughing with tears rolling down

i have a tummy ache from laughing so much, kids are so brutal some times. hehe, but its the way they are so angelic with.

anyway last week i needed to go to the bank, i was very busy (about 6 people waiting,) there was someone who was a few years above me at school in there, ( and very good looking) well my dd 14 months looks directly at him and shouts dada!!!!! he promptly says "i dont think so" and i promptly say dadas at home, but she would not stop saying it to this guy and only to this guy, it was another 15 min until i got seen by the cashier, ive never felt my face like that before, it could of burst with embarrassment. hehe