why did no-one tell me that this would be the consequence of a mixed age playscheme....?

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ds1 is coming out with some corkers

"she is a well liar like"

"you is a fat cow"

"what does everyone think I am a twat head"

bldy hell he is only 6

omg it gets worse

I am just been a lazy olf arsehold

Wait till your 2 yo says "oh for gods sake, why do I have to do everything around here?!"

If he is 6 just tell him not to. He is old enough for that. And if he persists remove his preveliges.

oh bozza I am telling him, i dont need advice I just think its a glimpse of my future fucking teenager

oops that sounded shirty I didnt mean it too. I am quite enjoying being an arsehold

ROFL at "arsehold".
Is that a place where stroppy people live?

DS2 (10) and his friend asked me what a 'gunt' was the other day.

I said I had never heard the word before.

Dd brought home L-O-S-E-R and "what-EVA" last summer.

Sorry Fio, I know I should not laugh, it is upsetting, really. But, ahem, you are a robust and much admired user of the Anglo-Saxon epithet on here sometimes XXX

HC, that reminds me of when ds confided in me that he knew the world's WORST swearword.
"What the fig"

titter

so it's mixed class as well as mixed age is it Fio?

oh whateva marina

I have told him i am the boss of him

to which he replied ' oh maaan

lol, dd1 (just turned 8) got very mouthy around age six.

we got a lot of

'you loser'

'whateva'

'soooooooo what'

its so hard not to laugh when they come out with these crackerss.

Marina.

DS1 sometimes says "for the love of crumble!", but only when he is VERY cross, or has sustained a serious injury!

DS2, however, could teach me a word or two.

DS once insisted that there was a swear on his Pop Junior CD and would not be budged on the issue even telling DH the track number. DH listened to hit and the offending word was "funky".

Didn't realise you were Fio so shouldn't be offering unsolicited advice to anyone as am obviously rather short of braincells today.

yes suzy they have some middle class children there, their language is a fucking disgrace

Groan, this all sounds depressingly familiar. Can you believe some of the mummies in dd's class were really quite perturbed by "oh, maaaaaan".
Ds also learned about flirting by txt when he was five. One of the playscheme workers thoughtfully showed him. This was possibly on the way home from their visit to the Fanny on the Hill public house in your own fair county .
I love our playscheme just the same. I bet The Boss of You had a blast!

Hit?? it.

You need a week on a playscheme bozza
Fio and I clearly know where the luxe ones are

lol bozza

this is actually a performing arts scheme, which is really quite laughable. I think he would have heard better language at fanny on the hill or maybe they are teaching them to be presenters on cable tv or something

So he didn't learn to trill Any Dream Will Do and dance like Billy Elliot then

it doesnt seem that way... we have their performance tommorrow and i am expecting the air to be blue

Dd 7 yo was offering ds 5 yo advice on how to handle older boys in his football club as they had been teesing him. She told him that next time they were mouthing "you love Alex" at him (Alex is a little girl in his class) he should say "you're creeping me out" with corresponding hand movement . Funnily enough we've not heard any new vocab yet - I'm still a fat bum.

Jerry Springer the Musical, perhaps

"Talk to the Hand..."

I bet it will be lovely Fio . Is dd going too?

haha at jerry springer. No dd (who has been accussed of being a 'bully' by him) has been here with me, though today she went to a group at the disabled childrens resource centre and came home with more chocolate than the co-op

I am listening to him doing a jigsaw now and he is chuntering to himself 'this is well like, bugger, well hard....' maybe he will morph back soon