My vacant moments.....

[Donbean]

Ok, too many to list here but to start:
~Went to safeway, discovered when i got there...i had my tatty old slippers on.
~ went on a night out.....with my jumper on inside out (size 14~16 label flapping in the wind)
~tried to leave work with some one elses jacket on the other night.
These are all due to severe sleep deprivation as DS does not sleep at night.
Do you have any as they make me and friends laugh allot!

ive few too....
poured a glass of wine put it down on the table picked up a candle and tried to dink out of it ... lit!
went shopping in the car came home on the bus, had forgot i had my car!
saw a old friend in the shops and ramdonly winked at him and asked if he was feeling lucky! eh why i ask myself? and i havent even had babies god help me when i do!

Went to post a letter in the post box outside the post office but tried to push it into a wall mounted red fire extinguisher instead !!!!!

Listening to mum on the phone last night, with ds telling me he'd got a sore tooth , and not paying attention to either of them. Told ds (7) to go and help himself to Calpol. The realising 5 minutes later what I'd done. Bloody hell, he could have overdosed on the stuff - and he had toothache. Bad bad bad mummy.

rofl at these - makes be feel sooo much more normal.

Don't think I've giggled so much for a long time - Dh asked me what I was laughing at but refused to let him see - there are some things that men should not see Thanks for the laughs ladies - like sparkler, they make me feel much more normal

Oh it's good to read all these tales, so many sound familiar. My common repeat offence is continually ' losing' my purse, then swearing I will put it in an obvious place, losing it again, getting narky with Dp about it ( must be his fault really etc). At work, putting folders in the wrong places which serves to confuse everyone else, ie, medication folder where the roster folder lives etc.