Things you wouldn’t have done before you were a parent

[Username721]

I genuinely would never have dreamed of going out in half the states I do now. Of course your priorities change when a child comes along but here we are!

Snot on my clothes? Baby wipe and go.

Hair last washed? Can’t remember.
Creme Egg for breakfast? Totally acceptable.
Ms Rachel? I see more of her than I do my friends.

Anything you would never have done before kids which is now totally acceptable to you?

Picked someone's nose / sucked their snots.

Yes to this! In the time it takes to boil the kettle for a cuppa I can do a whip round of the whole kitchen, dh somehow still has the ability to stare into thin air for those 3 minutes and it gives me the rage. So many wasted minutes

Also the granny pants I wore when I was pregnant, pre kids I wouldn't have been caught dead in them. Now it's all I own.

Worn massive Granny pants (am so never going back to thongs)
picked someone else's nose
wipes someone else's bum
pulled a (hard, constipated) poo out of someone's bum that was stuck (this was a low point)
let someone blow their nose on my scarf and carried on wearing it (no tissues that day!)
going out looking like a mad homeless person each day
going out without brushing my hair or teeth
talking to myself out loud
eating chocolate with my head in the washing machine so I didn't have to share