Why do you have all these straight lines?

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My 4yo just asked me this as he pointed at my face. He meant my wrinkles... I'm only in my 30s and already had a big wrinkle complex. I guess i wasnt wrong!

What other delightful things have your cherubs asked you?

I like your squishy tummy.

Mummy, do you still have a baby in your belly (my newborn is 10 weeks old)

I get that one too!

Was the world black and white when you were young?
Was there make up in the olden days

'Mummy! Come here!
Why?
I want to count the lines on your forehead...'

"Mummy you got lots of lines on your face. Here, here, here,here." Almost 4yo DS, you're not alone OP.

Ah I love those! Glad it's not just me too!

Also forgot this morning as I was about to leave the house to go to work "Mummy why are you still in your pyjamas?"

I guess he doesn't approve of my fashion choices!

'Did you ever meet Henry Vlll mum?'
'Actually, I can't say I did, son'

Mine asked me if there was TV when I was a
child

"Mummy, why is your tummy so big?"
"Because you used to live in it and look how tall you are!"

DD once described my breasts as ‘huge flappy things with corks on’. I mean, I can see her point, but still……….

“I’m drawing mummy.” Scribbles madly, exuberantly, excessively. “That is her hairy chin.”

This made me laugh out loud!!

@ChessieFL 🤣🤣🤣 crying - that's brilliant!

We were talking about dinosaurs: "mummy was this when you were child?"

Why is your penis all hairy?
Mummy doesn't have a penis
How do you wee?
.....

I did have a graduate in my team who asked me what it was like working before the internet. I was about 32 at the time.

'Auntie H, I like jumping on you, you're bouncy like a sofa.' 😳

Mummy you have butt boobs 🤣