My pretentious DD

[soapbox]

For Christmas one of my friends sent me a voucher for a hot stone massage (lovely, lovely friend)

Tonight my DD handed me a slip which said

Dear Amy

A friend has purchased a hot stone massage for you, with aromatic oils in a dimly lit room.

Your massager is Mummy.

So tonight at bedtime I asked her to lie on the bed with her top off and got the massage oil and two stones I had picked up on the beach in Cornwall and surprised her with her hot stone massage.

Do you reckon I'm ruining her for real life

hell yes. you should have at least given a heavy sigh after 30 seconds and said I think my fingers are getting cramp can i just finsh some other time?

That's so lovely. What a nice thing to do.

Oh yes of course. You are, goes without saying (and so I didn't ), a truly fantastic mum to have such a close, physical, loving and generous relationship with ou dd. I salute you!

Slur- I save the cramp excuse for when it is DH's turn