A friend of mine worked in a builders merchants yard. Took his little lad with him one Saturday morning. 'Dad, I need a poo'. 'OK, you know where the toilet is. Come back when you're done.' Bit later: 'Dad, I've finished but there was no paper.' 'Oh no' groans Dad, 'Come on, let's sort you out'. Takes boy by the hand and starts to lead him to the loo. 'No, not that way' says the little one, and he takes dad over to the brand spanking new bathroom display. 'I did it in there.' Oops!
I reckon a good laugh helps to lighten the load!
Got a funny one to keep us smiling?