Oooooooooh "let's pretend" .. aaaaargh!
Me: shall we go in the garden?
DD1: Yeah, p'tend you're a mummy, yeah? and I'm a teenager, yeah? and you're coming to visit me in my garden, yeah? and blah, blah, blah, blah..."
Me: CAN'T WE JUST GO IN THE REAL GARDEN AND HAVE FUN WITHOUT HAVING TO PRETEND WE ARE SOMEWHERE ELSE. AND STOP SAYING "YEAH?" ALL THE TIME, YOU SOUND DERANGED.
Don't even get me started on "can we play doctors mummy".