hello I am a Shoe Nightmare
try on every pair of shoe in shop to try and find one to go over dd1's splints
queue builds up
meanwhile dd2 trashes shop by taking everything off display and hitting queuing families with dd1s tripod walking sticks
none of shoes fit except boy trainer
dd1 cries as boy trainer has no pink detail on sole and no flowers
I cry in full view of 14 families with small children/ young teens
assistant sweats
people leave shop going 'that poor woman'/ 'why doesn't she go to a specialist shop' as if those exist and there is one just down the road