Had to take ds to doctor this week. He stunned her by walking in and saying, "Hi Dr Lloyd, I've got a bad sore throat" - he is two and a half. He then proceeded to ask her to stick the stick in his mouth - you know the thing that they use to help them see the back of your throat. (Possibly the only child to actually enjoy this?) And then, once she had finished examining him, he demanded, "Now look at mummy's bum". Think I should clarify now that my doctor and I have a strictly professional relationship - it's just the last time we were there she had to give me a smear test!