My two year old is an arsehole

[Mummysharkdoodoodoo]

She was such a good baby 😫 now she controls our life!! We went away this weekend and all she has done is cry, scream and be miserable! It’s all the time. She’s ruining it for the older two as we just want to go home!

I don’t know where Iv gone wrong 😫😫

Was it the going-away change of routine that's freaked her out?

So is mine. 4&6 year old are good as gold. 2 year old is tiny dictator. However he IS improving. He’s now 2yr8m and definitely getting slightly more reasonable sometimes.

I cling to the knowledge that it will surely pass. I didn’t believe in terrible twos as my other sons were so good. But the youngest is unreasonable, volatile, needy, selfish...

Sympathy...

I don’t think it’s the change, she’s a biatch at home too!

Not goading at all are you op

Is she coming down with something?

They're all (adorable) arseholes. It'll pass. Keep going.

Hmm . Time for Supernanny Jo Frost?

They’re all arseholes at 2. This shall pass. Or that’s what I’m telling myself as I hide in the bathroom so DH can deal with the latest meltdown....

How an I goading?!

I hope it does pass. She will do things like throw stuff when we tell her no. 😫

Arsehole is fine, quite funny. Biatch though, seriously?

Most two year olds are ...its pretty much how they are supposed to be

You'll get a swathe of people telling you you're evil for calling her that (I usually assume they are people who have forgotten what two year olds can be like and as long as you aren't telling her she's an assholes or saying it where she cam hear it's basically just a good description)

This too (or two hehe) will pass.... take a deep breath and remember how lovely the snuggles are

Or alcohol (you not her ) is marvellous to make it bearable

Good luck op

Stick her in a corner & throw candy at her at regular intervals. Worked with my 2 year old terrorist

Not cool OP

Oh god are people actually serious?! As if I actually call her an arsehole or biatch to her face. She wouldn’t understand me anyway 😂🙄

I’m not suggesting that you did.

I do think you were using those words to get a reaction on here which is why I thought you were goading and I think in any context referring to a toddler as a bitch is fucking disgusting and if you were serious, there’s something wrong with you

They are all arse holes. Wait till they are 11.

Yep all toddlers are arseholes I’m afraid
It’ll pass

Mine is completely awful 70% of the time, passable 20% and delightful 10%

We call it 'turdy' behaviour

Wait, what happens when they turn 11 😱

Adorable arseholes is a good description.
DSs favourite is tipping his milk/water and then wiping it up (badly)

Ffs people need to man up toddlers are bloody nightmares and both words are an accurate description!!!

I have an 11 year old girl! She’s so much easier.. for now 😂

It’s just my personality. I swear. Doesn’t mean I’m a bad parent. All kids can be arseholes and I think you will see I said biatch not bitch ;)

My youngest (now 4) has always been the nightmare of the two. Second child syndrome. Pain when she was a baby, pain when she was 1,2,3. Becoming "normal" at 4. Hopefully this will give you hope 🙈

I'm no longer liking this thread. The 2nd was meant to be easier NOT harder 😭😭 DD was a nightmare until she was like 4

She’s my third, you would think I would know what to do 😫😫

I now know why my sisters hated me 😂😂 (youngest by 12 years!)