blimey, unichef..what a pleasant change for someone to be nice to you in the check-out queue!
can't stand it when the blue rinse brigade start tutting at you in the queue when the kids kick off. at heart, i'm a super-wimp who hates to offend..but am getting mouthy in my old age...a la
'Yes, that's what babies do, you know. They CRY."
"Bloody norah..were you never a child yourself?"
(muttered under my breath, of course)
particularly satisfying when they sidle off to another aisle to escape the MAD MOTHER