Mums with daughters - what do you call their lady bits??!

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DD is learning words at a rate of knots so we have to decide what delightful euphemism we're going to use to describe her general private area.

We can't think of anything we like - except perhaps Ladybits

Anyone got any good ones?

Snap!

mini moo - my niece calls hers.

that does not make it better

i do not think i want a hedgehod down there

oooh how about just "down there", in a very camp voice?

Oooh missus!

wee wee, just the name our family have used, well my mum used that word, so maybe her mum did?

'wipe your wee wee'

pretty innofensive, will sort out the vagina thing when she's a bit older.

DD followed OH into the loo the other week and pointed at him, asking 'what's that?'

He, being a bear of little brain, replied 'Daddy's willy'.

So Madam now thinks it's a great laugh to run around shouting 'Daddy's willy! Daddy's willy!' at the top of her voice.

We're expecting social services round any day now....

Back to the OP, dd then pointed at my unkempt ladygarden as I was coming out of the shower the other day and asked 'Mummy's willy?' in a questioning little voice.

I had one of those completely blank moments where I couldn't think what to call it that wouldn't get shouted up and down the supermarket and so said 'no.. erm... it's... mummy's hair' and then cursed myself for my cowardice. She hasn't asked or mentioned it since, so I think I got away with it and will be more prepared for next time!

I do like Yoni, may well go with that one.

Flower reminds me too much of Monica from Friends - 'I'm going to give him my flower'

Please Please NOT frou frou

I know a girl who calls it this. I also know a song which starts
"Little rabbit frou frou jumping through the ling grass, scooping up the field mice and bonking them on the head"

Btw, just to clear up the hedgehog bit, yonil is the bit I was confusing it with. Yonil is the lapine for hedgehogs.

I'm sure you all needed to know that.

Winky

Boys have winkles

i have always called it a me-me

It's a "peach" in this house. A term my bil used when the girls were small and it has just stuck. Of course the girls thought it was hilarious when we went to a garden centre and saw a peach tree.

They couldn't believe they grew on trees...!

bits or front bottom .

I don't have girls (2 boys) but my sister calls her daughter's a "foo foo" and my mate calls it a "mee mee"

I started a thread recently about this, and I got lynched!!!!

Be carefull

Doody

dd's is a mini

(does that make mine a maxi?LOLOL!)

I cant remember calling mine anything but my sisters dds call theirs their front bum

DD has bits

Flower or Ynnaf(why-naff) - fanny backwards

I appreciate that I have sons and not daughters, but how much time do you lot spend talking about it? It hasn't really come up in our house yet - other than ds1 knows what a vagina is in the context of sexual reproduction, so would probably assume that any little girl talking about her vagina was really talking about her vagina - he hasn't needed to know about vulvas yet.

tuppy

my sister used to call it fairey when she was young an sweet. i tend to tell my dd lets clean your wo wos or girly bits! my sister now 16 says errgghh you got shit in your faj! told her where to shove that word my dd only 1

Dd's has always been 'minnie' until recently when she's started saying it's her 'tinkles'!! Now that's a new one on me, but it's apparantly what her friends say. Dd will be 7 in July.

the other word i use with dd was tinkle but my dp doesnt like that word so its not allowed! oh well woo woos works for the time being!

it's all "bottom" here - you wee from the front and poo from the back. Made sense as it's all covered by knickers. Haven't had to do the "so where do babies come out then?" thing as all of mine were CS . Am going to have to broach "the talk" with DD2 soon though...