What ridiculous things has your child done....?

[mumbleboo]

...DS (14months) ate my engagement ring on monday. I have a copy of the x-ray, and DS has now returned it to me...

ds1 covered himselfwith sanitary towels, swung a tampon in each hand and came in our room at 5:30am to tell us he was a soldier
just turned 4 at the time

ROFL!

My DS1 once ate stock cubes (he saw them in the shopping, think he thought they were sweets), he obviously didn't like them, chucked them under the table and when we asked him about them he blamed the cat.

DS2 jumped off of his big brother's bunk bed, he was pretending to be Buzz Lightyear and even after landing flat on his back on the floor declared "Mummy, I flied", took us a while to convince him he couldn't fly.

Wokeup one morning because ds had found a box of tampons (or sausages as he calls them ) unwrapped them, taken the holders off and was sticking them on the ends of my fingers. That was quite bizzare.

I ate my mum's wedding and engagement rings when I was about 2

Seen as this thread has a san pro theme I'll tell this story.

When I was young, maybe 4 or 5 my Mum left me and a friend sitting outside a shop with some bags of shopping whilst she went in to another shop to get a few bits and pieces. I raked through the bags and found her old fashioned sanitary pads with the loops on the end, myself and my friend were messing about with them we hooked them over our ears and I told my Mum we were playing Drs, my Mum was mortified.

When my ds1 was about four I left him alone for a few minutes when he was doing some painting.

I came back into the room and he showed me his paintings

"Look mummy, I did a hand print!"
"Look mummy, I did a footprint..."
"A nose print..."
"An ear print..."
"Look! I did a willy print!"