You know you're a mum when...

[rOsie80]

You grab the milk from fridge when you go to pour yourself a glass of wine!

Your turn...

On holiday with a mixture of children and adults, some mine, when I barked everyone grab an adults hand when it got busy. More just to make sure no kids got lost but two adults were holding hands just to be safe . We lost noone on that holiday and we were a big party.

I went to the supermarket the other day in a rush to grab a few bits. I got a 2l bottle of lemonade and held it (as you would a small child) in one arm. When I got to the checkout and put the other items down to buy the young cashier said, 'erm is it that too?' I looked behind me and said 'sorry, is it what?' He said 'the lemonade'

I had my purse in my hand waiting to pay while holding and gentle bobbing my lemonade child!

I could have just said, 'oh yes sorry, this too!' But noooo, I for some reason felt the need to give him a full explanation

When your find yourself patting your husband’s arm when he’s sat next to you just like you would be/are patting the baby’s bum.

When you constantly remind your husband what an “inside voice” is when you’ve just got the baby to sleep in the cot next to the bed and REALLY need a sleep. This is despite the fact that said baby sleeps through much MUCH worse during the day!

When you get excited about your favourite episodes of Hey Duggee and Dangermouse.
When all work invitations out of town are followed by a quick pause to check 3 other people's diaries.

(Or, actually, 5 - DH, the DCs, the CM and the babysitter).

When I go to take something out of my bag only to find a dummy, a pair of baby socks and a mega blok.

'Do not put your hand in the toilet!' Becomes a frequent daily basis sentence.

If it's quiet in your house with young DC(s) suspicions are heightened and you should be worried.

The plaster on your finger has Frozen characters on it