Things your parents said to you - you swore you'd never say to yours

[jomist]

If the wind changes your face will stay like that.

There are children starving in Africa who would be glad of that meal.

How many times to I have to tell you....

You're as thick as pig shit, what are you?

From my Dad, who have to say was a lovely an, didn't say anything else nasty, but this was one of his favourite sayings..

Can't remember feeling put down or upset by it just thought it was funny.

But I wouldn't dream of saying it EVER to DD...

When asked to retrieve something for them:

You are young and on your first legs

God - there were some nasty parents out there - my mother was one of 'em sadly !

I forgot to ask the Doctor for The Pill, and next thing we knew, there you were. My older brother and I are 11 months apart!

I've got my beady eye on you

Just because

Because I said so

I'm very disappointed in you

Go down to the corner shop and get me 20 Embassy (about 8 years old)

I wish I'd never had you.

"It was Peaches' fault."

Somehow my dad said it cos he thought it was funny. I don't think he was being intentionally malicious but I hated it.

Message withdrawn

"oh, ok...go your own way!"