I need serious help

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How do i creep out of a sleeping babys room without waking them?

Damn creaky floor boards!!!!!!!!!

Talcum powder stops squeaky floorboards.

Can you lay on the floor on your front and slide yourself out?

You need a series of ropes and pulleys

I’m scared to move but I really want to go downstairs and put my tea on. I may try to slide out...

Become a ninja.

You have to wait until your certain the baby is sleeping soundly. Give it 10 mins.

10 minutes 😵.. I have a sun blush tomato pizza bread waiting for me down stairs.

Oh my I’ve been there. I feel you. We have s creaker right outside the door! No advice but lots of empathy!
The talc tip might be worth its weight in gold to try tomorrow.
Hope you get your pizza bread! And wine!

Where do you put the talc? I marked out 3 spots that didn't creak on the floor and stepped it out over and over until I retained the muscle memory. Check out the big bang theory episode where they address this problem too. Hilarious!!!

Definitely sliding out. Humiliating but can be effective. I'm yet to nail my technique though. DD will apparently be fast asleep and quite often as soon as I start the slide she senses it.

It's like she's holding me hostage.