You know its a bad day when..... (good natured)

[Bubblegumfan]

Answer me this.
What do you do when 4 year nearly poos himself and has the biggest shit known to man which is a massive clean up job of said child, toilet and seat while the baby shits in the bath? Do you....
A) clean up four year old while baby smears poo all over the bath and himself
B) get baby out of bath while four year old tries to clean himself and get more shit from arsehole to elbow?
C) sit on the floor, cry and ring husband to come home work and help you clean up the shite fest?
D) accept raisings sons is crazy, smelly and disgusting. Clean up both as best you can then go pour yourself a fuck off glass of wine while trying to ignore the fact you more than likely have shit in your hair?

D. Always D. (But FYI - it's not just sons)

Agree... its always D...,

Guitargirl- please dont crush my hope that if i have a girl next that there will be no shit/wee/mud incidents and she will always be miraculously clean and smell of gorgeousness??? Teehee!

Definitely D.
But sorry I have 2 boys and 2 girls and there is no difference in the level of shit and grossness. Dd2 frequently passes me bogies and farts on me. Dd1 just likes to pretend I don't exist.

My DD when she was being potty-trained used to take herself off to a small dark quiet room to have a poo. No, not the loo. The kitchen pantry.

So basically children are just little mingers despite their sex? I may invest in some sort of house down/wetroom/decontamition set up?
Guitar girl- she sounds very resourceful, was it a one in and one out situation?

Apparently my niece is 10x worse than my nephew.

I only have a boy so can't compare.

But D is always the answer!

Sorry op my daughter is far worse than my son ever was!
The worst my son ever did while potty training was try to hide his little poo ccidents under sofas and beds.
When my daughter was coming out of nappies and for about two years after, I was glad of the wet room

Oh and now I'd say D is the answer.. but back then I'd probably have done C

Fit a power shower/hose - both in bath - blast til poo free

Loving all these poo stories, they are making me chuckle into my wine!!!

I have a 5yo and a 20 month old boy. Poo is a major conversation in our house. Someone is always doing, needing, cleaning up after, or smelling of^^ it.

There is not enough wine in the world some days.

Option D, but DD2 is far more hard work potty training than DD1 @DS ever were! DD2 classic poo moments were shitting in the dog bowl, telling granny that she pooped her pants and thrusting said pants (with poo) on Granny's lap at a family bbq. I nearly wanted to fuck off somewhere to the.land of fuck with a huge glass of wine and a family size bar of chocolate!

It's summer so:

E) Dump both in the garden and spray them down with a hose whilst drinking said glass of wine.

Bugaboo your daughter sounds like a legend
Chloe i will remember that for next time!

My delightful dd2 has had a few poos in the bath.the best one was when I popped to get her towel and pyjamas.when i re-entered the bathroom i stood in a poo that she had thrown out of the bath,as i was trying to figure out what had happened,she threw another poo AT me.
I couldn't be upset with her though.i just figured she didn't want to bathe in her own excrement.

Wet room/decontamination room sounds like an awesome investment fyi girls are just as bad!! Lol

My Dd will still shit in any other room but the bathroom....she's 3! What am I doing so bloody wrong!

When dd2 was about 18 months she went in the kitchen bin unwrapped a nappy and passed dp a turd.
He was horrified, I was killing my self laughing!! I asked him why the hell he took it from her?!! He said he thought it was chocolate. Daft bastard!!

Sham- your poor hubby! Dont blame you for laughing though!