thats what 2.7yo DD1 told sis-in-law today!
The story (had to share) I got in from food shopping (a trauma in itself with DD1 and 13 mo DD2) and felt my tampon leaking so I grabbed the box I had just bought and ran into the downstairs loo (usually use the upstairs one for this out of the way of the DDs) so DD1 follows me in and I'm v quickly changin tampons so she says "oh theres a pizza in the toilet" then changes in to "mummy you put a ladybird up your bum" .
Of course then SIL comes in and DD1 insists she shows her how she's a big girl and can do a pee pee on her own so SIL comes into the toilet with us and DD1 says "mummy put a ladybird up her bum" which is the funniest thing ever.
Has she been scarred for life now? Bless her.