funny toilet training stories please-so I know I'm not on my own!

[flowerfairy]

Didn't know whather to put this thread here or somewhere else, but needed to know I'm not alone and that there is a funny side to this.

Ds(almost 3) has been pretty much toilet trained since november, but the last couple of weeks has decided wants to wee standing up. fine, ok. But we've had a couple of poo accidents too. Well today at the library, ds said need a wee, no toilets, so rush out to car, to conceal him as best I can. I was so busy worrying whether he was weeing on his shoes, that I missed his little grunt that led to this log rolling around by my boots. Then ds stood in it and started to wail. No wipes, No carrier bags, just tissues that I had to pick it(the poo) up and put it in the car to take home to flush away and clean up ds best I could. What do you do when they're caught short for a poo???

Was getting really flustered at time, but can laugh now. Apologies to anyone who got out of their car at a library today & promptly stood in a bit of poo.

DS just 3 was bare bottomed and playing with his willy on the landing. I asked if he needed a wee and he said 'no'. I said, in that case, you need to do that in your bedroom behind a closed door (assuming he was just enjoying himself!). He went in his room and then came out 2 minutes later saying 'I've finished Mummy!' He'd peed on the back of his bedroom door!

my dd sat on her potty with me squating in front of her making encouraging faces. She hadn't closed her legs enough and so peeed all over me!

Mindee doing really well on potty so dad brought in a childs seat for the loo, as i hadnt got one yet. mindee picks it up to take home puts it on his head a pulls. One child with a toilet seat stuck on his head it took dad and I to get it iff, and red ears for mindee

Flowerfairy that is so funny pmsl

Well, my DD is very nearly 5, and has been potty trained for 2.5 years. However, we only have one loo, and a couple of days ago DS was already using it so she decided to use the potty I keep for younger visitors.

All well and good until she tried to empty the potty herself, and rinse it out as she has seen me do. She came downsatirs soaking and in tears telling me that the more she tried gthe more it went over the floor!

I went into the bathroom to find a very thin solution of pooey water all over the bathroom floor, Eugh! Took me quite a while to mop it all up - but at least she was trying to help!

Pmsl here, may very soon have my own toilet accident.

haha kamikaze! my son used to go for wees behind the tree in the garden, i always think it's better to train them in the summer!

I got a star (one of his star chart stickers) for doing a "big wee - well done mummy" the other day.

I wouldn't mind but he keeps announcing to my hub what exactly I've "performed". He's very proud of the fact that his mummy is toilet trained.

We have no visitors planned for the forseeable future.

Ho hum.

proud

P announced he needed a poo today - for the first time - and then went and did it on the loo - for the first time

Unfortunately he announced his needs in the middle of lunch with the family, then afterwards had to go to tell everyone in turn what he'd done

Just before desert, too

MAC.... sounds familiar! dd stands in front of me while i'm on the toilet and conducts a running commentary on the whole affair

well done your ds... such a proud moment isn't it? until they pee their pants 5 mins later and don't even tell you!

I have one that happened to my friend.
She had sat her two dds up for their dinner, and wa in the kitchen clearing up. A few mins later she heard the older on eshpouting " No I don't want it. Put it on your plate". Then more shouting.
So off she goes, intot he dining room, to find the youngest one with a chicken nugget in her hand, trying to give it to the oldest, who was stil shouting.
Friend takes the chicken nugget form the littlest one, and nope!! It's not a chicken nugget - it's a poo!
Guess she'd done one in her knickers!!!

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Ive posted this one before but it is very funny so i will tell you all again....

This happened when i was trying to make my mind up if ds was ready or not. He was 2.3.

I was running the bath one evening for him and me.
He came in and told me he wanted his nappy off and wanted a wee..... DELIGHTED i helped him to the loo (this was his very first wee in the loo) He did a wee to much aplause and kissing and fuss.

I turned round to turn the taps off, turned back towards him when he walked slowely up to me with HUGE tears in his eyes....

"Whats up?" says i.......
A HUMONGOUS thud, followed by a huge poo fell from his little peachy bum, all over my landing carpet.
"its ok" says i with a cheerful sigh, got some loo roll, wrestled with the monster and shoved it down the loo.
I put ds into the bath after a quick clean up.
He looks up at me and says..."Ive had another poo in my bedroom mummy"

I looked into his room.....runny smelly poo all over his carpet.
So i cleaned that up, muttering under my breath and finally got into the bath with him.

He was playing happily and i started to fill a jug up with water and pour it over my hair, and again....he says "mum, ive done a wee in the bath"
So im sat with piss dripping from my hair now......
"oh, ok, dont worry" i says.
Ds looks at me with a strange look on his face, then projectile vomits over me.
Carries on playing shoving the vomit up my end of the bath.

SO, im sat with piss dripping from my hair, bits of raisins and yoghurt dripping from my tits and floating around my floo.....

Calmly, oh so calmly i stood up, pulled out the plug and puts on the shower.
Shoving bits of second hand food down the plug hole with my big toe while ds continues to play with his ducky.

That was day one of our potty training spell.

NOT GOOD id say...humbly.

Donbean, PMSL (almost literally!!)

donbean I'm just crying with laughter here. I'm glad I started this thread it's made my sunday night, and it will probably keep me smiling tomorrow too. Thank you

i came in one day after being out to the docs with ds for half an hour and found dp practically in tears... on asking him what was wrong he told me that while i'd been gone dd had peed in the kitchen, while he was cleaning that one up she wandered off and pooed in the living room and by the time he got over to her to clean it up she's climbed on the couch and peed up there!

Way back in my early days of fostering I was caring for 3 lo's from different families and doing rather well I thought

They were 2 girls aged 14 months and 17 months and a boy who was almost 3 years old.

Superwoman here decided that we should have a trip to the park and to save time I attempted to change the girls side by side on changing mats on the floor.

At the point where I had both nappies off the little boy started pulling at me saying "wee wee, wee wee" Knowing he couldn't wait I popped the girls into the playpen and ran him upstairs. He had his wee then insisted, because I told him he always should, on washing his hands very slowly. I ran him back downstairs to find that the girls had been busy in my absence producing as much wee of their own as they could and were merrily splashing each other with said wee

I calmly told myself it could have been so much worse.