Sentences I never knew I would say...

[PurpleBun]

Before having a child, there were certain sentences that never crossed my mind to say. For example, at dinner tonight...

"Can I just take that spoon from your armpit?"

Please don't lick my ear

We don't put poo in our mouths

We don't eat trolleys

"You've puked in your own ear". To dd2 about 10 minutes ago

You don't need to dry the cat

We don't lick the cat.

We can't wrap the cat in a pancake. The cat doesn't want a catfood pancake (although she probably would!)

Don't french kiss the dog.

Don't lick your brother, the toilet seat, the windows of a shop, my ear etc etc

Camel poop is not food.

No you cannot cook yourself scrambeld eggs, you are 2.

Please wear pants at the table

Don't kiss the bin.

No one don't want to see your poo that looks like a sausage.

Please don't eat kristoff

Ooo and 'no, you do not want to see your sisters poo coming out"

Stop eating snow!

Don't you dare put your bogey in my mouth....