Should one ever take a vibrator in a school project

[Iggy131313]

It's exactly this kind of weird, fucked up thought that I find myself having since having a child...

So this half terms "homework" for my 8 year old is to make and paint a replica of a volcano..of course this means that I have to make and paint a replica of a volcano, and you know what? After international day, the emoji themed disco with full face paints and world book day looming...I have to admit...I couldn't be arsed...

But last years "make a titanic replica" was a great success, I have a reputation to uphold...so we made the volcano, but it wasn't great...it needed something else, something no one else had...

And so I found myself serious.y considering sellotaping a vibrator to the inside to cause a lifelike earthquake...what the fuck?

Soon after the visions of me being called into the headmistress office and confronted with the vibrator and a heard of traumatised kids came flooding though my mind...,I mean, I would disguise it, of course...but after a few times of the kids setting it off, no doubt it would pop out of its disguise and the kids would SCREAM!!!

However, it did strike me that it could be for this very purpose that vibrators have that "intermittent" setting....I mean, it has to be for SOMETHING...right?

Anyway, it seems we will have a mechanism free, non vibrating volcano, but I thought it was worth sharing my thoughts before I go fully insane.

A great idea though

Hahaha, yes, it's a real shame.

Break open a vibrator and rig up the motor with wires to a battery and 2 wire ends to touch together?

Or go the full vibrator method and get one with an ejaculation feature for the lava. (Yes you can get them}

Tiggy, it's good, I see your mind is as twisted as mine, but I cannot deface my only entertainment and 2...ewwwww really? Ejaculation feature? Wow, but yes, wouldn't it be spectacular!

I once had a year 3 child bring her mums vibrator into school for show and tell. I deposited in the office and got one of the secretaries to ring and tell her to collect it. Big, dark purple, veiny thing! I could never look her in the eye after.
Same school a child brought in a spray thing that was meant to help gentlemen to last longer

I'm laughing, I'm HOWLING....moreover this spray...I have an image that it's some kind of superglue that once erect freezes said peni in a static position...dreadful caper!

Huh. An ejaculating vibrator. Isn't one if the main advantages of a vibrator that you don't have to deal with the mess afterwards?

Gives a whole new meaning to "spray mount" Hahahaha