Dd (6) is in a tizz about this guy she calls georgio w. I finally twigged who she was talking about this evening:
Mama, why does Georgio kill all those people?
WHO?
Ahh, you mean George W. Bush. Um well, he doesn't actually kill them himself. He, uh, sends soldiers from his country, you know, the States, where grandma use to live, to this country called Iraq because he well, uh...
Did Jesus tell him to do it?
No, no! Of course not! Where'd you get that idea?
Talk about surreal. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. What gems do your dc come out with?