21 dirty secrets of every sleep-deprived parent

[daisy2212]

Every.single.one of these is true.

metro.co.uk/2015/06/10/21-dirty-secrets-of-a-sleep-deprived-parent-5238776/

Stamping on a biscuit so it goes up the hoover ... the dishwasher...the washing 6 times...

Full disclosure: My ds is now 5 and I'm still doing most of them

Why are people being so precious over this? It's funny and true.

Wiped my arse with kitchen roll? Yep.
Thrown out shit covered clothes rather than wash? Abso-bloody-lutely
Told ds the dvd player is broken? Sure
Not answered the phone because I cba to talk? Most days tbh.

I just wish I had thought to cover a plate with foil so I didn't have to wash it....that's genius!