Hilarious - which "Mummy type" are you?!

[Queenmummy]

women.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,17909-2390374,00.html

Very funny indeed - we all know these Mummies....

hmmm. all the archetypes cited are shallow, competitive, vain assholes in one way or another. i don't think all mothers are, personally - not even in London

was it in T2? I thought it was appalling all week - they even had some non feature about couples sharing a bed (that went on for days....)

I'm thinking of setting it to music. (local, weirdy folk music of course.)

Sorry MI.

Combination of 'Been there done that' and 'Designer mum' maybe - don't know.

Funny there isn't a 'Two glasses of wine per day don't give a shite mum'

Its a shame they didnt do scummy mummy. I feel I've missed out

That was funny!

Don't think I'm any of them.

Apart from the wanting to make anyone feel woefully inadequate, I will confess to a lot of self recognition of craft mummy. But too common (and poor) for F and B paint - we've a 'on special offer at DoItAll' house

lol, I thought this article was quite amusing and defiantely one has to take it with a big pinch of salt, me thinks
Couldn't recognise myself in any of them...bits from this one bits from that one, and some more in my case!

I think I'm a less posh eco mum

Can't Id myself with any of them really. Maybe a chummy Mummy - just normal friendly trying my best to be a good Mummy, not well off, but doing OK. Certainly no designer gear - if only! Little bit eco warrior - well I recycle!

I think there's a little of all of them in me!!!! Not a very good range though - there's lots more types out there!!

This says nothing to me about my life.

(sorry Morrissey)

Think I'm a Tate

Uncomfortably aware that I have a trace of the helicopter mum in me too!

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I'm surprised some of you have taken this article seriously enough to be offended by it - it's only a bit of fun, for goodness sake!! I'm with Countto10 - I recognise a bit of myself in several of the "Mummy Types"...

GraceUnderFire - thanks for the lesson in link-typing - had another go and STILL couldn't do it - I'm a lost cause - will have to get DH to help me.....

No, not me. Unless they do a knackered, skint yet inexplicably happy mum.

Eco is closest, but not spot on.

I'm none of them. Where's the "let your child watch endless CBeebies so you can talk to a bunch on strangers on the internet mum"?

Lol surfer my DS2 is doing just that while I do this! DH and DS1 think I ma revising for an exam so ae very kindly clearing away yhe lunch stuff and being extra quiet for me, whoops!

no power rangers and wotsits mummy then?

Can't be arsed mummy

Sausage roll mummy

My farking kid never lies Mummy

LOL surfer - also saw no reference to "Bugger off and get yourself a snack - I've cooked 3 meals for you today - what more do you want? Blood?" Mum.

None of them, I'm Sergeant Major Mum!!!!

This article is from a book?! A whole book?!

What's wrong with bog roll?!

mixture bt. crafty mummy and pta mummy - God! I am getting more like my own mum every day