what is my 13 year old ds DOING on the loo for so long?

[mrsjavierbardem]

?

Eh do you really need to ask?

Masturbating of course.

I thought he was doing perpetual poos. Oh God

I wish You'd just said that he was reading or thinking!

He's on his phone with headphones in.
I wager £5

Aw, what do you think he's doing, he's 13!

Hahahaha

Don't worry he'll grow out of it by the time he's..erm...never! :-P

Don't worry Mrs, wait until you're making his bed and find the mountain of tissues under it, or boak stuck to the head board.

Crazy and QTpie - YES I want you to be right!
staywithme: NOOOOOOOOO!

when do they need to start shaving?!
How much tache before they have to?

How often should a 13 year old be having a shower?
Is every other day ok?

Mine has his Ipod with him....I actually do believe he's just playing games.

I also agree with QT - Dh has to schedule his toilet visits into the day and DS1 would sit on the toilet for ages even as a tot.

Staywithme, it is essential that all mothers parents of little boys create a weekly routine where the child is responsible for stripping his own bed and loading the sheets into the machine from a very young age

Every other day in the shower would not be enough for my DS, frankly once a day is sometimes not enough but if yours doesn't smell he must be showering frequently enough.

Re the shaving I'd leave it until he wants to do something about it.

Staywithme, it is essential that all mothers parents of little boys create a weekly routine where the child is responsible for stripping his own bed and loading the sheets into the machine from a very young age

Started that straight after that unfortunate incident!

Staywithme "Don't worry he'll grow out of it by the time he's..erm...never!"

It could also be facebook or some such. DP would spend ages on the loo playing some gem matching game. He's recently quite and his visits are much shorter!

quit, not quite.

(hiding behind hands)
I've never seen anything vile on his sheets!
LORD have mercy

If its not tissues then it will be socks.

And every second day NOT enough re showers. He needs to wash EVERY DAY. Dear god, teenage boy feet