FREE TO A GOOD HOME...........

[alexsmum]

two small boys.very atractive and cute, semi-house trained, some problems with noise a possibility........

attractive even

Already have an Alex and he eats too much for me to consider another...

I have two of those already - sorry!

How old are they? Would they be good company for my 3yo? Would my 9 yo dd be happy about it
Why are they free?!

they are 6 and 3. can be very good fun and the 6 y/o very good with littlies. free in order to get rid as quickly as poss.
they are driving me insane....insane i say!!!!

they turn me into a screaming banshee and never do as i ask.they grow too fast and cost too much money.....
what else?

i got two boys 10 and 6, want to swap???

no swapsies. i'll take a cat if you've got one!

you don't want a cat! Next doors has recently caught the biggest woodpigeon ever in our garden. I'm still clearing up the feathers now!!!! Give me my 3 dc any day. (well at least while they are all upstairs asleep)

I have 2 dds, aged 6 and 4. They fight, scream, and give me a headache... want to swop... they are pretty...

mmmmmmmmm 6 and 3? the six year old would bridge the gap between my 12 year old and 3 year old.
Do they come with all the extra's?

such as.....???

loud voices, tantrums, bottomless stomaches. oh clothes toys although we seem to have loads of them! you know the stuff boys come with..not optional extras just extras!!

we have a wealth of extras auntymandy. fake burps extrordinaire, lots of willy talk( i actually saw ds2 today putting a raisin on the end of his willy and then attempt to eat it-off his willy.a skill many men would like to master!)
noise like you wouldn't believe and amazing selective deafness. they also come complete with tons of lego and star wars products.

Typical. If I'd have known you could pick up second hand ones for nothing I wouldn't have gone to the trouble of having sex.

rofl, you lot are hilarious
brought a smile to my face this morning, wwhich is hell of an acheivement

Hi Alexmum, i have two cats (they still live with DH but as one of them pooped in the den by the computer yesterday, im sure he wont mind me having them) how ever the cats come compleat with two small(ish) boys

just a thought, if i swap my boys with someone who has girls, do i get to play with barbie's again???

I have 2 lardy cats on offer, surprisingly excellent hunters considering their girth (2 dead lizards, a pile of feathers and some unidentified gizzards this morning when I got up early with ds, nice to find at 5am hence this once in a lifetime offer).

Will swap for chocolate.

why do they startt toilet humour!!!
Baa baa black sheep have you any poo!!

have chaged my mind about swapping them.ds1 looked so smart going to school this morning and ds2 made me laugh on the bus by pointing at a man and exclaiming in a really shocked voice " that man has glasses,on his nose!! and he is brown!!!!"
i may have changed my mind again this evening but dh will be home by then so he can stop me advertising!

I've often wanted to offer my DTs up to any home that would have them! Sigh............ Have even offered a financial incentive!

alexsmum - have you ever considered ebay??

e-bay? you don't know who is getting them then.at least this way i can ensure they will go to a good home.just because i don't want them in my house anymore doesn't mean i'd let any old joe have them!

oh, i'm horrible aren't i? but they did push me to my limits yesterday!

in the early weeks of my DS i was v tempted to put a sign on our driveway - "baby for sale or free to a good home". I reckon a range of babygros with this on it would be a best seller!

:0 if only we could just for a day.......... i have one of each and 1 is called alex.....must be the name thing..... he keeps playing with his doodle! to