Am I allowed to stuff a sock in my neighbour's daughter's mouth?

[UrsulatheSeawitch]

She's outside playing with a friend or 2 and has discovered the pure annoyance value of repetition of mindless chants at full volume.

She's called Taylor btw . (Apols to anyone here with a daughter called Taylor but it's one of those names...)

I could just shut the window I suppose. Maybe it'll start raining again soon.

lean out the window and shriek like a harpy

"Will you shut up .. NOW"

or chuck a football at her

well, it works with cats

snurk

Is the sock organic, was it woven by virgin nuns ?

If so, go ahead.........

Only if you don't get caught

When you've stuffed the sock in her mouth I've got somewhere for the other sock to go {my neighbour's daughter who insists on using a fake American accent when playing -aaarrghh)

Unfortunately the house is behind and 3 doors along, and there's a tree in the way, so football wouldn't work.

Need invisibility cloak and organic sock then - anybody got them?

Yes, absolutely.

my post was in response to your OP - i dont actually have an invisibility cloak, or organic socks.

Damn

have you got a catapult or "sling shot?" that should penetrate pesky trees