Weeman potty training device for boys, go on, Fish, tell me I'm a mentalist nobbo for even thinking about buying one...

[hunkermunker]

Mind you, not looked at the price yet...so might not even consider it

Weeman

£12.99. Hmmm...

I might not be coddy but you're a "mentalist nobbo" [sic]for thinking of one of these.

Get a bloody step and teach him to hang his penis over the toilet rim. Pop a pingpong ball in the loo. Get him to aim.

Save yourself a bloody fortune woman!

Ach, he won't even consider going anywhere other than his nappy or the bath, Marsy - I just had this advertised at me and wondered if it was any good.

I'm a FTM with a PFB when it comes to stuff like this, ya see

don't get the PFB bit.

All I know is........... you're daft woman! lol

anyway.... at least it's not all over the carpets or on DS2's head! A little gratitude babe!

nobbo mentalist

Precious First Born

oh hinker............. there is no help for you babe!

Precious First born.

please dont buy it. it wont get emptied that ds2 will play with the wee-wee.

BUT actally if the tip things works ok it coudl be good
i dont liek pottys - kids arent comfy ont hema dnthea re too low to the gournd BUT if you got his woudl you haev to be a ssad ffffer who takes it everywhere

Won't it just blast out? Ds and bathroom would be showered in wee. Yuck

smsl

Pull yourself together, woman. Spend it on booze.

My 3yo piddles standing up and he's not uncommonly tall

umm... so instead of teaching him to pee in the loo, you're supposed to teach him to pee in a little bowl and then empty it himself? We're going to give a 2-yr-old a little container of pee to put into the loo? A little container at hand-height? And this is supposed to result in less mess?

Aaaarrrrrgh! [screams and runs away]

Thank you fruitful!!!!!!!!!!!

See hinker..... mentalist nobbo [sic]

I actually think DS1 would be fine emptying it himself and not tempted to "wash" his hands in it.

I think...

Oh, he's not ready, I shall leave him in nappies till he starts school and someone else can do it for me

Why can't they just wee sitting down, and teach themselves to do it standing up when they go to school? (or am I outing myself as the laziest mother ever?)

6 simple steps?

(Not that DS wees standing up yet, but his preferred route of stand on step, climb onto toilet seat, wee (carefully "poking his willy in"), climb off, dab loo roll around the place seems to work OK .

It gets better .

Toilet training trauma

Toilet training is traditionally a stressful period for both child and parent and until now only inadequate stools and potty seats have been utilised.

A condition in small boys, called ?toilet training trauma? is becoming increasingly recognised by industry professionals, who claim that this condition is the result of unsuitable toilet training aids available for small boys.
The confusion of having to ?sit like Mum? and the embarrassment of mess on the floor develops into a reluctance for the toilet and often results in increased accidents and bedwetting.

serenity I am planning to go down that route too.

Anyway, that one doesn't flush. You need this one for a PFB.

What a descriptive term that is - PFB I mean. My PFB didn't want the lovely toilet-training seat I bought her and preferred balancing precariously on the grown-up seat. For my NSB (Neglected Second Born) I think I may purchase a plastic bottle. For standing-up weeing.

I'm actually getting this one for my PFB

Those are hilarious!

But there is one that rocks.

whast a pfb

Precious First Born