my neighbour is one of those common as muck ( like me - but i'm proud of it)types who thinks that now she has bought her ex council house she is middle class ( lord save them) 2 children boy and girl
obligatory washing of car and mowing of lawn on sundays.
she speaks so loud all the time. she shouts she doesnt speak. and i heard "i don't let my dog poo in my garden"
aimed at me. shameless letter of dog pooing in my back garden.
there was a ruckus on the street 2 weeks ago - one child camt o tell er her son was with the group of children involved and said " ...his dad came out fo the house and is swearing at the kids"
"well how do you expect children to grow up when they have parents who swear" she said pointedly and loudly - whilst sitting on her fucking arse and not seeing if her son was ok.
my daughter goes to same school as hers - same year - they go in together every morning. dd says "xxxx is a teacher now" ( previously a childminder)
"don't think so" says i rather maliciously "she helps out in a school."
now this is how i get my kicks - she starts working outside the home - obviously has a bit of trouble adjusting ( maybe even new found respect for moi? ...nah) i come home from work and find her daughter sitting outside - no key.
invite her into my shithole.
her daughter wears make-up to school - shes 13 for gods SAKE!!!! perfect parent my arse
and she was seen smoking.
well some people think becuase its all perfect lawn and washed car on the outside of the house that its a metaphore for the rest of things.
shes a proper keep up with the jones type. thing is - i'm not.
i mow lawn - when itneeds it - fuck me if i am out mowing lawn for first time in three months she gets her dh out to mow the lawn - he looks over at me wryly and says " you've gone and done it now!"
ta needed that she fucks me off